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Old 04-16-2010, 12:39 AM
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What the hell is Project Mayhem. I heard I am not allowed to talk about it.

Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.

Project Mayhem is now recruiting!

We are a group of like minded individuals brought together for a common goal. We are against all forms of authority and all establishments.


All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.


We are open to all, no matter the level, race or class.
We have a Vent server and use it daily.
We have many long time players who love to help out new players.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Interested ? Send a tell to Maleficent, Slowroll, Vitalous, or Brotomus.
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:34 AM
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His name was Robert Paulson.
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:45 AM
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If i did have a tumor, I'd name it Finawin.
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Old 04-16-2010, 02:50 AM
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I am jack's raging bile duct
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Old 04-16-2010, 03:05 AM
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Bob had bitch tits.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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Old 04-16-2010, 09:55 AM
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His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:06 AM
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1) First rule of Project Mayhem , don't talk about Project Mayhem
2) Second rule of Project Mayhem, see rule one

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Old 04-16-2010, 10:43 AM
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I am jack's complete lack of surprise.
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:46 AM
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If this is your first night here...you HAVED to fight
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Old 04-16-2010, 01:24 PM
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Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry. This was my vacation. ..and she ruined EVERYTHING!
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